how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore

(via drenchedinlove)

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"I might be too young to settle down and marry, but I’m definitely too old to be playing anymore games. I’m too old to just be talking to someone, too old to not know what’s really going on, and too old to be entertaining somebody with no intention of making it work. At this age, I’m only interested in consistency, stability, respect and loyalty. And I want to hear someone tell me that they love me and know they Goddamn mean it."

(via sarahvoodoo)

Fuck yes

(via xo-babygirl-xo)

Yes. 👌

(via onwardprogress)

My feelings exactly

(via miss-love)

(Source: the-taintedtruth, via imteamtegan)

cloningclub:

the proper way to greet your straight friends:

image

(via battybookworm)

s4ndc4t:

quinsource:

QUINSOURCE IN COMPANY OF JAILWITHONLYBOYS IS GLAD TO PRESENT NEW ORIGINAL SERIES:
"SELFIE IS THE NEW BLACK"
STARRING JUNO AWARD WINNER SARA QUIN
COMING SOON

The credit of this idea is to jailwithonlyboys ..i just did the edit and i added a couple things..


Oh my god.

s4ndc4t:

quinsource:

QUINSOURCE IN COMPANY OF JAILWITHONLYBOYS IS GLAD TO PRESENT NEW ORIGINAL SERIES:

"SELFIE IS THE NEW BLACK"

STARRING JUNO AWARD WINNER SARA QUIN

COMING SOON

The credit of this idea is to jailwithonlyboys ..i just did the edit and i added a couple things..

Oh my god.

unheard-of-silence:

the-halloween-submaureen:

tODAY AT WORK, AT MCDONALD’S, THE TOILET IN THE GIRLS’ ROOM LIKE BLEW UP AND WAS BLASTING WATER LIKE A FIREHOSE NONSTOP AND IT FILLED LIKE A FOOT OF WATER THROUGH THE WHOLE JOINT AND WE HAD TO CLOSE AND THE NEW MANAGER, PACO, WHO BARELY SPEAKS ENGLISH WAS ON DUTY AND HE WAS INCOHERENTLY FREAKING OUT IN SPANISH AND EVERYONE WAS COOKING FOOD AND EATING AND MAKING JOKES AND SAYING “START BUILDING THE ARC” AND FROM THE BASEMENT STAIRS AS THE WATER RUSHED DOWN WE WERE LIKE “NEVER LET GO JACK” AND SINGING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”. AND, TYRONE POSTED A SIGN SAYIGN “SORRY, WE TURNED INTO A WATERPARK INSTEAD OF A RESTAURANT TODAY” AND THEN THIS LADY CAME IN AND SAID SHE “WANTED HER BURGER EVEN IF THEY HAD TO SHIP IT OVER ON A BOAT” AND OMG IT WAS THE BEST DAY OF WORK IN MY LIFE I’M DYING
well, it wasn’t the best day for Paco, but still.

ICANTBREATHEIMCRYINGOHMYGOD

unheard-of-silence:

the-halloween-submaureen:

tODAY AT WORK, AT MCDONALD’S, THE TOILET IN THE GIRLS’ ROOM LIKE BLEW UP AND WAS BLASTING WATER LIKE A FIREHOSE NONSTOP AND IT FILLED LIKE A FOOT OF WATER THROUGH THE WHOLE JOINT AND WE HAD TO CLOSE AND THE NEW MANAGER, PACO, WHO BARELY SPEAKS ENGLISH WAS ON DUTY AND HE WAS INCOHERENTLY FREAKING OUT IN SPANISH AND EVERYONE WAS COOKING FOOD AND EATING AND MAKING JOKES AND SAYING “START BUILDING THE ARC” AND FROM THE BASEMENT STAIRS AS THE WATER RUSHED DOWN WE WERE LIKE “NEVER LET GO JACK” AND SINGING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”. AND, TYRONE POSTED A SIGN SAYIGN “SORRY, WE TURNED INTO A WATERPARK INSTEAD OF A RESTAURANT TODAY” AND THEN THIS LADY CAME IN AND SAID SHE “WANTED HER BURGER EVEN IF THEY HAD TO SHIP IT OVER ON A BOAT” AND OMG IT WAS THE BEST DAY OF WORK IN MY LIFE I’M DYING

well, it wasn’t the best day for Paco, but still.

ICANTBREATHEIMCRYINGOHMYGOD

(Source: thequeenmaureen, via inuyasharusher)

(Source: best-of-memes)

(Source: best-of-memes)

allo-mishamigos:

andrewthepoet:

One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest thing ever. I keep talking to my then girlfriend about this tiny crab. How hilariously wonderful it is that the little dude crawled in there in the ocean only to become a freaky little part of my pasta. She is very unamused and clearly wants me to shut the hell up about this tiny crab and be a normal person. She is 0% excited about the tiny crab. 
The waitress comes over eventually and is like ‘hey how’s the meal?’ and I’m like ‘awesome, but you gotta check this out! i found a tiny crab in here!’ and waitress freaks out and thinks its awesome. And she is like ‘can I take this to show everyone else?’ and I’m all like ‘hells yeah.’ So she does and everyone else that works there thinks it’s awesome.
Girlfriend SUPER annoyed.
The End.

Date the waitress.

allo-mishamigos:

andrewthepoet:

One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest thing ever. I keep talking to my then girlfriend about this tiny crab. How hilariously wonderful it is that the little dude crawled in there in the ocean only to become a freaky little part of my pasta. She is very unamused and clearly wants me to shut the hell up about this tiny crab and be a normal person. She is 0% excited about the tiny crab. 

The waitress comes over eventually and is like ‘hey how’s the meal?’ and I’m like ‘awesome, but you gotta check this out! i found a tiny crab in here!’ and waitress freaks out and thinks its awesome. And she is like ‘can I take this to show everyone else?’ and I’m all like ‘hells yeah.’ So she does and everyone else that works there thinks it’s awesome.

Girlfriend SUPER annoyed.

The End.

Date the waitress.

(via iwontbeleftdowntown)

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I asked my mom to join me in a reflection selfie and I couldn’t stop laughing. My mom liked this photo because I was smiling for once.

I asked my mom to join me in a reflection selfie and I couldn’t stop laughing. My mom liked this photo because I was smiling for once.

islamicbutterflies:

i CAN’T BREATH
I LOVE DOGS AND DO NOT FATHOM WHY PEOPLE PREFER CATS
LOOK AT THIS DOG HE LOVES THE WATER AND HE’S MAKING FACES AND HE’S SO CUUUUUTE

(Source: generic-jackal, via vainenglish)

awwww-cute:

The mailman brings my dog a treat every day. This is what she does when she hears the truck approaching our street

awwww-cute:

The mailman brings my dog a treat every day. This is what she does when she hears the truck approaching our street

(via vainenglish)

kiggor:

Dachshunds can’t wait to take a bath

(Source: woodywombpecker, via vainenglish)