You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.
You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.
You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is
you can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind
MATILDA IS THE IDEAL MOVIE AND HERE IS WHY
- female protag
- no love story cause shes a six yr old
- bff is a small girl of color
- bechdel test passed in like the first ten minutes
- anti-bullying message
- anti-abuse message
- pro-learning message
- this girl is so smart she can move things with her MIND
- teaches kids that if ppl are toxic, even if they are family, then you don’t have to stay with them
- cute as frickle
- great soundtrack
- happiest ending
- infinitely relatable
these are the facts people
area 51 is just the american wizarding school
aliens is a perfect cover story
Made a seemingly hasty decision and orded these:
·Paramore’s self titled album (took me long enough)
·Blue Is The Warmest Color (even though I’m not a fan of graphic novels, the artwork alone had me invested)
And thanks to a gift card I received from my favourite high school teacher at my graduation party last year (plus free shipping on orders over x amount of dollars on eligible items) this lot didn’t even cost me $18.
Not often am I in the mood to read books, anymore. And it really is a shame, considering how much I love to read. I have been reading loads of fanfics this summer, so all hope is not lost. But thanks to a recent trip to a bookstore with a friend, and our discussion about books, I am in the mood to read books again. And luckily, I have a handful of novels that have been waiting to be read.
Shake It Off is stuck in my head but my brain thinks the lyrics are “Take It Off” and it’s frustrating yet kind of amusing.
My mom told me about a comic strip she saw that had women doing yoga and how they were so relaxed that they were farting. Then she went on about how terrible it is that women (feel the need to) hold in their farts.
So, I responded with, “This patriarchal society makes people believe that women don’t fart or poop and that women’s butt holes don’t exist, unless it’s for butt sex.”
Me: *staring at my mom with a grin on my face*
Me: I have a question.
Me: *grin widens* Do you ever have to poop so bad- *starts laughing*
Mom: I knew you were going to ask a shitty question…
Me: *still laughing*
Me: Do you ever have to poop so bad that after you poop, you still feel like you need to poop, so you push some more but nothing comes out, so you look in the toilet and- *starts laughing really hard*
Me: and you’re like, “whoa! That’s a lot of shit!” *continues laughing*
Mom: *starts laughing* Yeah!