Anonymous asked: i live in new york city and once i was about to be mugged like the guy had a gun on me and i was reaching for my wallet in my purse but then he was like WHOA THERE'S A SPIDER ON YOU and i screamed and screamed WHEERE and it was a HUGE SPIDER ON MY ARM and i started freaking out and he helped get it off by flicking it away with his gun so then we just stood there awkwardly and i was like "you gonna mug me now" and he's like "no that's okay" and i said cool thanks for the help and he hurried away
what da heck
what if the voice inside your head is your soulmate’s
somebody write this novel right now
I volunteer John Green
Don’t volunteer John Green, he will kill the soul mate.
DON’T LET JOHN GREEN FIND THE THING
Reasons why my chemistry teacher is the best:
- she set the table on fire
- she accidently exploded a bottle in our class and just yelled “hell yeah”
- she read a smutty fic i wrote about two boys from her class, didn’t tell me off but in fact gave me advice on how to make it better
- she likes muse
- she plays random YouTube vids in class
- she makes her own booze
- she set a guy on fire with a lighter and a can of hair spray, at a concert cuz he was in front of her (shes tiny)
so i was wearing this today
and it felt kinda familiar so i adjusted the shirt
put my hair down and accessorized
BOOM KIM POSSIBLE
OMG WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES
because you actually look like a hella attractive accurate version of kim possible
Hooray… the fire alarm just went off. And our key cards keep deactivating.
Apparently, the phones went off and that caused the fire alarm to go off.