drenchedinlove:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.


Fucking thank you

drenchedinlove:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

Fucking thank you

(Source: memewhore)

majesty:

if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

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shuckl:

starrysleeper:

get-off-your-arse-its-begun:

geekishchic:

volouminous:

You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.

 You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.

You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.

You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is

you can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind

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quakerlol:

MATILDA IS THE IDEAL MOVIE AND HERE IS WHY

  • female protag
  • no love story cause shes a six yr old
  • bff is a small girl of color
  • bechdel test passed in like the first ten minutes
  • anti-bullying message
  • anti-abuse message
  • pro-learning message
  • this girl is so smart she can move things with her MIND
  • teaches kids that if ppl are toxic, even if they are family, then you don’t have to stay with them
  • cute as frickle
  • great soundtrack
  • happiest ending
  • infinitely relatable

these are the facts people

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motherfucking-breadcrumbs:

derp-strider:

the-art-student-in-221c:

darksilenceinsuburbia:

luciferspersephone:

reichenbella:

bodypositivestatues:

It is time for a fucking revolution.
If the fashion industry thrives on newness and novelty then they are failing themselves.
If you want a ‘new twist on a classic style’ I’ve got one for you.
Make a pencil skirt for someone who is 5ft 3.
Make a white shirt that will button over my breasts.
Make a shift dress that doesn’t get ‘nipped in at the waist’.
Make a pair of shoes that won’t aggravate my ankle injury.
Make a ‘nude-coloured’ dress that is dark brown.
Make your plus-sized jeans in actual denim, not some shitty stretch fabric dyed blue.
You want a fresh take on the classics?
Try making your clothes for someone who isn’t six foot tall and a size 6.
For once.
Please.

oh and also make fucking steel-toed boots under the size mens 8 1/2

Make some form-fitting shirts that are thick enough to stop our bras from showing through.
Make sensitive skin-friendly buttons and clasps so we don’t have worry about the metal making us break out in contact dermatitis (that’s a localized rash that can easily become an infection, for the uninformed).
Make a long dress that is easy to go to the bathroom in.
Make a pair of jeans that actually fit in the crotch area instead of putting us at risk of a yeast infection (No “V”).
Make more dress shoes that aren’t heels.
Put more pockets in women’s clothes.
CREATE A FUCKING UNIVERSAL SIZING SYSTEM THAT MAKES SENSE.

Amen to all.

NO MORE FAKE POCKETS 

Make “petite jeans” be petite in length, NOT give it a slimmer waist.

um please please please start making skirts and dresses and shorts for tall girls? like i can shop in either juniors or womens and yet everything is too fucking short i am 6’0 please help

motherfucking-breadcrumbs:

derp-strider:

the-art-student-in-221c:

darksilenceinsuburbia:

luciferspersephone:

reichenbella:

bodypositivestatues:

It is time for a fucking revolution.

If the fashion industry thrives on newness and novelty then they are failing themselves.

If you want a ‘new twist on a classic style’ I’ve got one for you.

Make a pencil skirt for someone who is 5ft 3.

Make a white shirt that will button over my breasts.

Make a shift dress that doesn’t get ‘nipped in at the waist’.

Make a pair of shoes that won’t aggravate my ankle injury.

Make a ‘nude-coloured’ dress that is dark brown.

Make your plus-sized jeans in actual denim, not some shitty stretch fabric dyed blue.

You want a fresh take on the classics?

Try making your clothes for someone who isn’t six foot tall and a size 6.

For once.

Please.

oh and also make fucking steel-toed boots under the size mens 8 1/2

Make some form-fitting shirts that are thick enough to stop our bras from showing through.

Make sensitive skin-friendly buttons and clasps so we don’t have worry about the metal making us break out in contact dermatitis (that’s a localized rash that can easily become an infection, for the uninformed).

Make a long dress that is easy to go to the bathroom in.

Make a pair of jeans that actually fit in the crotch area instead of putting us at risk of a yeast infection (No “V”).

Make more dress shoes that aren’t heels.

Put more pockets in women’s clothes.

CREATE A FUCKING UNIVERSAL SIZING SYSTEM THAT MAKES SENSE.

Amen to all.

NO MORE FAKE POCKETS 

Make “petite jeans” be petite in length, NOT give it a slimmer waist.

um please please please start making skirts and dresses and shorts for tall girls? like i can shop in either juniors or womens and yet everything is too fucking short i am 6’0 please help

(Source: curvefollower, via the-dinosaurs-all-met-their-fate)

thehufflepuffwholeaptthroughtime:

holmesfan:

tin-pan-ali:

area 51 is just the american wizarding school

aliens is a perfect cover story

hOLY SHIT

 (via thestarlesswanderer)

inuyasharusher pris0nisnotajoke

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lesbipoet13:

adeathwaltz:

Does anybody else get really excited when they see another gay person in a normal place? Like I was in the grocery store today and saw this cute lesbian and I’m just like running back and forth with my cart in front of the produce like HEY LOOK AT ME I’M GAY…

nowstrangers this is that post I was talking about when we were at Dion’s

(Source: adeathwaltz)

Made a seemingly hasty decision and orded these:

·Vessel

·Paramore’s self titled album (took me long enough)

·Pure Heroine

·Blue Is The Warmest Color (even though I’m not a fan of graphic novels, the artwork alone had me invested)

And thanks to a gift card I received from my favourite high school teacher at my graduation party last year (plus free shipping on orders over x amount of dollars on eligible items) this lot didn’t even cost me $18.

I don’t usually read a post-apocalyptic novels (let alone science fiction) but I’m hoping this is a good one.

I don’t usually read a post-apocalyptic novels (let alone science fiction) but I’m hoping this is a good one.

Not often am I in the mood to read books, anymore. And it really is a shame, considering how much I love to read. I have been reading loads of fanfics this summer, so all hope is not lost. But thanks to a recent trip to a bookstore with a friend, and our discussion about books, I am in the mood to read books again. And luckily, I have a handful of novels that have been waiting to be read.

deanprincesster:

one time this guy was hitting on me and he said “I’m loving the whole blonde hair, blue eyes thing” and I said “so did hitler” I literally said that to a person

(via the-dinosaurs-all-met-their-fate)

Shake It Off is stuck in my head but my brain thinks the lyrics are “Take It Off” and it’s frustrating yet kind of amusing.

My mom told me about a comic strip she saw that had women doing yoga and how they were so relaxed that they were farting. Then she went on about how terrible it is that women (feel the need to) hold in their farts.

So, I responded with, “This patriarchal society makes people believe that women don’t fart or poop and that women’s butt holes don’t exist, unless it’s for butt sex.”

Me: *staring at my mom with a grin on my face*

Mom: What?

Me: I have a question.

Mom: Okay.

Me: *grin widens* Do you ever have to poop so bad- *starts laughing*

Mom: I knew you were going to ask a shitty question…

Me: *still laughing*

Me: Do you ever have to poop so bad that after you poop, you still feel like you need to poop, so you push some more but nothing comes out, so you look in the toilet and- *starts laughing really hard*

Me: and you’re like, “whoa! That’s a lot of shit!” *continues laughing*

Mom: *starts laughing* Yeah!

slydig:

one of your favorite celebrities could be masturbating right now 

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